Near Gothenburg, Sweden, a homeowner discovered an elk entangled in her apple tree. The animal appeared to be drunk, though a breathalyzer test was not administered. Elk enjoy foraging for apples during the autumn months in Scandinavia, and sometimes those apples have fermented, producing alcohol in them. One too many appletinis for the elk resulted in her contest with the tree, which ended up in the embarrassing drunken photos being taken. I’m glad to see it’s not just humans that get plastered, only to have incriminating pictures taken. When reached for comment, the elk in question stated that it was time for her to ‘cut back,’ admitting that she had a problem with apples. Har har har.